There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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