Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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