T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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