3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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