these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
