New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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