Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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