My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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