This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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