I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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