marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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