Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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