My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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