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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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