is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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