Will you blow on my dice?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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