Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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