Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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