he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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