I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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