at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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