we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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