Sry I called you an 8
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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