Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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