brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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