Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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