Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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