i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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