I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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