he shaved USA in his pubs
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
FUCK WHALES
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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