it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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