Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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