You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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