i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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