in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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