How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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