White coat. Heels.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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