I'm going to jail i love you
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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