so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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