We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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