That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
