Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize