Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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