Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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