I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
