hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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