Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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