ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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