the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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