How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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