Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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