My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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