stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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