I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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