New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
