i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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