Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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