I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Who died my cat blue again?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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